Chapter 1:The Lockdown
My name is AJ and I hate school.It was Friday,one of my favorite days of the week. Do you know why Friday is one of my favorite days?Because the next day is Saturday.And then comes Sunday.And on Saturday and Sunday there's no school.Yay!My teacher is Mr.Granite.He's from another planet,but he's always talking about our environment."Always recycle your plastic bottles,"Mr.Granite told us."Because plastic bottles can be made into plastic lawn furniture.And plastic lawn furniture can be made back into plastic bottles.And plastic bottles and plastic lawn furniture can be made into plastic cup holders,you can relax and drink from a plastic bottle while you're sitting on a plastic lawn furniture.And plastic..." Mr.Granite didn't get the chance to finish the sentence because at that very moment the school secretary,Ms.Patty,made an announcement over the loudspeaker. "Attention," she said,"Dr.Emer is in the building!" "Dr.Emer is in the building!" shouted Ryan,who will eat anything,even stuff that isn't food. "Dr.Emer is in the building!" shouted Neil,who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes."Dr.Emer is in the building!" shouted Andrea Young,this annoying girl with curly brown hair who I hate.
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