Officer Spence Makes No Sense is the fifth book in the My Weird School Daze series.
Someone is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the school cafeteria and Officer Spence, the
security guard, is investigating.
It starts off in the cafeteria. Ms. LaGrange has made her new invention, the poodlenasta. Ryan tries it, and AJ thinks it looks just weird. Then, AJ hears the girls saying how girls live longer than boys. AJ disagrees, and they fight about nutrition and stuff. AJ then states how much he loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. But when he opens his lunch box- the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is gone!
Officer Spence comes with a gun. He explains that this was the third time that week a peanut butter and jelly had been stolen. Then, he calls the FBI and the area is taped off as a crime scene. Then, Mr. Klutz comes in, and Officer Spence arrests him for bringing two peanut butter sandwiches, which Mr. Klutz denies because he loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Then, Ms. Jafee comes down, and she gets arrested for no reason. Then, Officer Spence says that everyone will have to pass a lie dectector. AJ is never understanding things, so he thinks its a joke so he has to go first for no reason because it was his peanut butter jelly sandwich.
AJ goes into room 134. Inside there is a lie detector. He answers all the basic questions correctly, and gets the last one wrong. AJ does not admit that he is in love with Andrea, and the detector beeps.
- It is currently unknown whether or not Officer Spence freed the teachers at the end of the book. It is suggested that the kids managed to free the teachers themselves before the day ended.